1 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,360 Hey, Mrs. Williams, do you need some help? 2 00:00:47,200 --> 00:00:48,460 Yeah, I guess. 3 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,280 Yeah. Can I make you a sandwich? 4 00:00:53,660 --> 00:00:54,900 Sure, I'll take two. 5 00:00:55,100 --> 00:00:57,380 One sandwich coming right up. 6 00:00:57,940 --> 00:00:59,040 Mom, whole wheat okay? 7 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,040 Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. It's just going to be the sandwich. 8 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:09,200 Oh. Did you just take this? Honestly, I kind of have a problem with acid myself. 9 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:16,060 A few years ago, I just... covered the joys of anal sex then sadly like my 10 00:01:16,060 --> 00:01:21,740 husband just has not been he's almost stopped fucking me in the ass almost 11 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:27,340 entirely and he might be just the man I need for this little project 12 00:01:48,970 --> 00:01:49,970 Alright boys, get in here. 13 00:01:50,150 --> 00:01:51,530 Sit over there. Let's go. 14 00:01:52,610 --> 00:01:54,510 Come on. I'm not playing around here. 15 00:01:56,390 --> 00:01:57,390 Here. 16 00:01:58,850 --> 00:01:59,850 Sit there. 17 00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:00,970 Right now. 18 00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:02,270 Hey, zip it. 19 00:02:02,850 --> 00:02:04,730 You know what kind of trouble you both are in right now? 20 00:02:05,290 --> 00:02:07,370 I don't want to hear one fucking word from you. I'll be right back. 21 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,280 I'm coming, and I tried to put it down my pants, but it wouldn't go down. 22 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:25,200 How is this supposed to fit? You're so fucking dumb. I can't. 23 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:27,100 Are you going to call your mom? 24 00:02:29,420 --> 00:02:30,460 You're supposed to call yours. 25 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:36,900 I mean, yeah, she's pretty cool. She should be, like, all right with it, but, 26 00:02:36,980 --> 00:02:37,980 like... 27 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:04,900 Hey, Mom. 28 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:06,940 Yeah. 29 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:12,980 Me and Ryan kind of, like, got into a little bit of a predicament over at the 30 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:14,200 store down the street. 31 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:19,880 If you could just, like, come help us get out of the situation, I'm really 32 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:20,880 sorry. 33 00:03:21,980 --> 00:03:22,980 Yeah. 34 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:27,540 Yeah, we're at the security office. 35 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,500 Okay. I'll see you soon. 36 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:32,420 All right. Love you. 37 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:34,350 Yeah, yeah. Bye. 38 00:03:35,330 --> 00:03:36,330 What'd she say? 39 00:03:36,570 --> 00:03:40,050 She said she'll be here in like 10 minutes or something like that, dude. 40 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:45,190 Hey, what did I say? Quiet, right? I hear you guys all the way down the 41 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:46,168 hallway. 42 00:03:46,170 --> 00:03:47,430 Jesus. Sorry. 43 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:49,130 My bad. 44 00:03:49,450 --> 00:03:51,690 So, what do you guys have here, huh? 45 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:54,610 A new skateboard. 46 00:03:55,410 --> 00:03:57,710 Yeah, you guys can pay for it, though, right? 47 00:04:02,690 --> 00:04:03,690 I understand. 48 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,030 I used to skate too when I was a kid. 49 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:11,370 You're young, 18, not working, really excited about skating and getting a new 50 00:04:11,370 --> 00:04:12,369 board. 51 00:04:12,370 --> 00:04:17,290 I understand, but listen, my boy, he's a dick, and he wants to press charges 52 00:04:17,290 --> 00:04:21,709 against you too, so I'm going to have to get some information from you, if you 53 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:22,710 don't mind, okay? 54 00:04:23,050 --> 00:04:25,870 And then once I get this information, I'm going to call the cops, and you guys 55 00:04:25,870 --> 00:04:26,870 are going to be arrested, okay? 56 00:04:27,169 --> 00:04:29,630 Wait, is there maybe anything else? 57 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:32,810 You guys left the store with the fucking skateboards? You made me have to run 58 00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:33,529 after you? 59 00:04:33,530 --> 00:04:37,090 You know, you two are pretty quick, but, you know, I still got it from back in 60 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:38,090 the day, okay? 61 00:04:38,950 --> 00:04:42,210 Alright, well, let's start off first. Hey, hey, what did I say? 62 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:43,750 No talking to each other, okay? 63 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:45,510 What's your name? 64 00:04:46,970 --> 00:04:47,970 Uh, Josh. 65 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:51,010 Josh, do you have a last name? 66 00:04:52,370 --> 00:04:53,370 Uh... 67 00:04:55,720 --> 00:05:01,360 Every time I think I heard you mention it, what would I... What is... Do you 68 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,360 not know your last name? Lewis. 69 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:04,380 Okay, there you go. That's what I want to hear. 70 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:05,880 And what's your name? 71 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:07,220 Ryan. Ryan. 72 00:05:09,540 --> 00:05:10,540 Lewis also? 73 00:05:11,140 --> 00:05:12,140 Yep. All right. 74 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:14,740 Well, both of you live in town. 75 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:17,040 Yeah? Yeah. 76 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,260 Okay. Uh-huh. And school? 77 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:23,040 Yeah, we go to school. You boys are okay? 78 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,340 Sometimes. Scary, huh? Being in trouble? 79 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:26,880 Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. 80 00:05:27,580 --> 00:05:28,580 Alright. 81 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:30,860 Why were you boys doing this, huh? 82 00:05:31,220 --> 00:05:35,520 I don't... I don't know. I just kind of wanted to start skating. I kind of 83 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:36,580 wanted to be like Tony Todd. 84 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:40,220 Is that, uh, work to ruin the rest of your lives and go to jail for that? 85 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:42,500 It looks really shiny up there. 86 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:48,160 Alright. I didn't think the boxes looked that big going out. 87 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:51,300 I mean, this is the first time stealing. You guys are pretty dumb stealing big 88 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:52,300 boxes like that, huh? 89 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:56,940 Well, I really tried to fit it through the door, and I... All right, all right, 90 00:05:56,940 --> 00:05:57,519 zip it. 91 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,200 I thought it would go in my pants. 92 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,240 I told him. 93 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:02,900 Hey. 94 00:06:13,060 --> 00:06:17,360 So you guys have anyone that I can maybe call for you to, maybe to come down 95 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,360 eventually? 96 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:20,180 Or... 97 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:23,220 My mom. 98 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,680 Okay. 99 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,220 And what's your mom's name? 100 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:31,280 Dee. Dee. Okay. And is it Dee Lewis also? 101 00:06:31,780 --> 00:06:34,240 No, she's my stepmom. 102 00:06:34,980 --> 00:06:35,980 It's Williams. 103 00:06:36,140 --> 00:06:37,720 Okay, your stepmom. All right. 104 00:06:39,740 --> 00:06:44,420 Do you have a number that I could give her a call before I call the cops? 105 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:47,640 888. 106 00:07:02,670 --> 00:07:03,670 Hold on one second. 107 00:07:07,730 --> 00:07:09,290 Yes? Um, hi. 108 00:07:09,590 --> 00:07:10,590 Hi, who are you? 109 00:07:11,990 --> 00:07:13,270 I heard you had my boys? 110 00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:17,850 Uh, yeah, but how did you... What, did one of you call them when I was gone? 111 00:07:18,210 --> 00:07:19,290 What did I say, huh? 112 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:22,680 No, she's not really... What, you left them here unaccompanied? Yeah, I had to 113 00:07:22,680 --> 00:07:25,940 go talk to my supervisor because the two young boys here happened to steal these 114 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:26,940 two skateboards. 115 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,800 What? 116 00:07:31,100 --> 00:07:33,240 You know better than that. 117 00:07:33,780 --> 00:07:35,620 I mean, technically we haven't left yet. 118 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,400 Well, you left the store and I had to chase you and I had to bring you back 119 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,000 here. That's why you haven't technically left yet. 120 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:44,180 I am so sorry. 121 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:48,720 Well, my supervisor would like to press charges on both of them since they're 122 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:50,640 over 18 and decided to steal these skateboards. 123 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:55,640 Oh, press charges? Oh, that's great. They haven't really done anything wrong. 124 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,760 What do you mean they didn't do anything wrong? They walked out the store, and I 125 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,880 had to literally physically chase them to get them back in here. Well, they 126 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:04,360 haven't left the premises yet. 127 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:06,480 They left the store, and that's what matters. 128 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:11,340 Well, I'm sure they... Well, I guess they did open them. Uh-huh. What's wrong 129 00:08:11,340 --> 00:08:12,340 with you? 130 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:16,960 But we can tape it back up. They haven't really assembled anything or anything. 131 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:20,520 It doesn't matter. My boss wants to press charges on them, so... 132 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:23,690 You yourself were young once. 133 00:08:23,990 --> 00:08:25,010 You know what? 134 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,930 Can't we have some amount of leniency? 135 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:31,850 You're right. I was young once. I do understand how excited they are about 136 00:08:31,850 --> 00:08:33,809 getting new skateboards, which you should have bought them. 137 00:08:34,169 --> 00:08:35,190 But you know what? 138 00:08:36,190 --> 00:08:37,590 I'm in kind of a good mood today. 139 00:08:38,650 --> 00:08:43,010 So let me go back there, talk to my supervisor, and see if I can get one of 140 00:08:43,010 --> 00:08:45,170 them off. That's probably the best I can do, okay? 141 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:48,730 Give me a little bit. Thank you. Thank you for anything you can do for us. 142 00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:53,970 You too. 143 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:57,330 Yeah. I'm sorry, Mom. 144 00:08:57,670 --> 00:08:58,670 You're sorry? 145 00:09:00,870 --> 00:09:04,090 Maybe you're never going to get a skateboard again. What were you even 146 00:09:04,090 --> 00:09:05,090 thinking? 147 00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:09,830 I just thought, I don't know. I just really liked it, so. 148 00:09:10,230 --> 00:09:15,170 Well, let me know next time. I'm sure I can find somewhere for you to get some 149 00:09:15,170 --> 00:09:18,850 work done around the house and make a little bit of actual money. Go about 150 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:19,850 this properly. 151 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:23,910 You really can ruin your life. Do you hear what they're saying here? Both of 152 00:09:23,910 --> 00:09:25,370 you. I didn't think he'd notice. 153 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:29,270 You didn't think he'd notice. I thought the store had the no-chase policy. 154 00:09:30,630 --> 00:09:31,710 You're really saying. 155 00:09:32,090 --> 00:09:35,370 It doesn't matter. The problem is the stealing, boys. 156 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:39,290 It's not that. Go earn some money and do things properly. 157 00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:42,550 You don't want to start your life out on this sort of track. 158 00:09:43,490 --> 00:09:47,870 All right? Now, hopefully, we can tuck him into... 159 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:50,440 some community service or something like that. 160 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:55,600 Instead of, God, going to jail. I can't even imagine. You're just way too young 161 00:09:55,600 --> 00:09:56,600 for that. 162 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:04,100 I'll see what I can do, but it's going to have to be the best that we can here 163 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,820 and just roll our dice and hope for the best. 164 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:12,640 Well, he said he was only going to get one of us off, probably. So, like, who's 165 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,260 it going to be? Me? Because I'm your son? 166 00:10:17,260 --> 00:10:24,120 Well, No, no, that's not fair. How about we tell him you're both 167 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:30,560 living with me, that you're both my sons, and that really it would just be 168 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,920 best if we could just treat everybody equally here, and hopefully that would 169 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:34,920 get everybody off. 170 00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:38,060 Oh, goodness. 171 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,040 Goodness, you're an embarrassment. You know that? 172 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:45,360 Did he put you up to this? No, I don't think I'm trying to be. Did you put him 173 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,360 up to this? 174 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,620 Well, yeah. 175 00:10:48,220 --> 00:10:51,220 Do we get to use skateboards if we go to jail? 176 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:57,100 I don't think that would come even close to covering the legal fees of just 177 00:10:57,100 --> 00:11:00,100 having a lawyer there when they actually sentence you. 178 00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:02,940 All right, let's not think about the skateboards right now. 179 00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:08,420 Let's just hope that there's any way that you don't end up in a cell in two 180 00:11:08,420 --> 00:11:09,420 months. 181 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:11,660 I hope you always get the bells on. 182 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:20,410 It's not your board. 183 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:25,990 I don't know if you understand that, but it doesn't belong to you until they say 184 00:11:25,990 --> 00:11:28,210 that it's yours and everything is cool. 185 00:11:28,570 --> 00:11:31,370 Well, technically, wouldn't it be since I have it right now, Mom? 186 00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:37,710 Now, when that man comes back, I want you both to give him that skateboard 187 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:44,370 back, apologize profusely over and over in the best way that you can, saying 188 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:47,330 that you are so sorry and that you'll never do this again. 189 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:52,470 And that you absolutely are going to fly straight and narrow from here on out, 190 00:11:52,570 --> 00:11:59,350 right? Maybe if we're just apologetic enough, we'll escape 191 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:02,490 actual jail. 192 00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:06,230 Jail! I can't even believe you. 193 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:10,510 Not in my family. I can't. 194 00:12:12,010 --> 00:12:13,010 Oh, God. 195 00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:17,270 I put so much work into raising you. 196 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:22,400 Your dad has. I know I've been around for that long, but, like, I've tried my 197 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:25,720 best, and I'm disappointed. 198 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:30,840 I'm sorry, Mom. 199 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:33,660 Don't apologize to me. Apologize to him. 200 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:35,720 I will. 201 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,500 I'm sorry, too. 202 00:12:38,580 --> 00:12:39,580 Yeah. 203 00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,460 Do you think you'll be able to get us out of this, Mom? 204 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:50,200 I don't know. The longer it takes them to get back, the more I'm afraid that 205 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,360 the answer's just gonna be no. 206 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:58,280 If they don't make a decision soon, I... How long do you think I'd go away for? 207 00:12:58,420 --> 00:12:59,420 Like, eight years? 208 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:01,340 Oh, God. 209 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:07,740 I don't know, honey. I don't... Hopefully not that long, but long enough 210 00:13:07,740 --> 00:13:09,680 that you'll not like it, I'll tell you that much. 211 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:12,260 Oh, God. 212 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,360 Maybe they'll... 213 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:20,920 Maybe there's some other thing that they'll let you do instead of going to 214 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,920 actual jail. 215 00:13:23,300 --> 00:13:26,520 Oh, that's going to be so embarrassing for our family. 216 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,180 Your mother's not going to be very happy either. 217 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:37,280 No, no, I'm giving her a call just as soon as I walk out of here. 218 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,500 Um, good news? 219 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,180 Ha ha, no, no good news. 220 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,760 My supervisor, he's really adamant about pressing charges on these two. 221 00:13:54,560 --> 00:14:00,760 Oh, well, um, before we discuss this any further, I believe both of these young 222 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,020 men have something they would like to say to you. 223 00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,159 Okay, and? 224 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:08,480 We just wanted to say we're really, really, really sorry and that we wanted 225 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,480 to return these. 226 00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:11,660 Sorry, we're sorry. 227 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,740 I accept your apology. 228 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:15,960 It's just unfortunate. 229 00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:21,860 Like I said, my supervisor is, you know, he's the boss, and what he says goes, 230 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,140 and I unfortunately can't take those back. 231 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,680 Well, they're good. Yes, they are yours. 232 00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,620 No, no, they're not his. 233 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:34,660 They're not theirs. I will be taking them, but I can't accept them, okay? 234 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:35,780 There's a difference between that. 235 00:14:36,540 --> 00:14:37,540 Sorry. 236 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:43,400 I'm going to have to finish up my report here and, you know, and then proceed and 237 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:44,269 call the cops. 238 00:14:44,270 --> 00:14:51,230 What if we settled it up with the store right now? No, no. Like 239 00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:54,610 I said, it's too late for that. Once they left the store, that's when it was 240 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:57,710 late. So they put themselves in a situation. 241 00:14:58,210 --> 00:15:01,630 I understand you are his stepmother, like he said. 242 00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:05,890 I appreciate that you're trying to be a good mother and coming down here in 243 00:15:05,890 --> 00:15:09,270 support of him, trying to pay for it and trying to get off the hook and 244 00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:11,810 everything. But like I said, it's just too late. 245 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:19,990 And it just breaks my heart to hear you say that my little 18-year-old baby 246 00:15:19,990 --> 00:15:22,750 here, that it's too late for him, really. 247 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:24,030 And he did steal. 248 00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:29,550 Well, I mean, we've all made mistakes. And granted, this is a really big one. 249 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:30,469 This is. 250 00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:37,470 I understand. But, I mean, my husband and I are very motivated to 251 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:41,310 get him out of the nest in the right way. 252 00:15:42,759 --> 00:15:47,060 And teach them to be upstanding citizens. And I know we all have our 253 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:50,220 little bubbles. Well, now they're going to be taught by the state how to be 254 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:51,240 proper adults. 255 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,720 Please, no. 256 00:15:53,520 --> 00:16:00,420 Just between you and I, I mean, there's a 257 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:01,580 lot of ways that... 258 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:07,630 I could be helpful to you, or my husband. My husband's a chiropractor. 259 00:16:07,850 --> 00:16:12,590 Ah, I'm in perfectly healthy shape. Oh, well, I... I do yoga, you know. I 260 00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:17,730 understand, but maybe your supervisor would be interested in... Like I said, 261 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:21,810 my supervisor's uptight and circuit square. He, you know, wouldn't... That 262 00:16:21,810 --> 00:16:27,690 wouldn't do it for him. Well, I... I can be very flexible. Like, if there's 263 00:16:27,690 --> 00:16:28,950 anything that... 264 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:35,320 that we can do to repay your generosity and show our understanding. 265 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:41,420 I would very much appreciate... So you're a very willing mother, willing 266 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:45,600 to, I guess, do whatever it takes for them? 267 00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:51,540 I mean, these are my babies, and... Okay, well, you know, I don't really 268 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:52,540 need a chiropractor. 269 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:57,760 I don't really need money, but... Baked goods? 270 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,060 No, no, no, no. 271 00:16:59,260 --> 00:17:06,060 But maybe I could, you 272 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:09,099 know, do something like this. 273 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:15,380 Well, um, boys, um... 274 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:21,900 Is there another place we could, 275 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,220 um... Ah, no, I think the boys need to learn... 276 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:32,680 Some kind of lesson, right? By the way, to see the mom going through something, 277 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,420 you know, for them. 278 00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:45,520 Boys, I think maybe we've come to an arrangement. 279 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:48,460 Yeah, me and your mom came to a little arrangement. 280 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:53,840 If you would for me, for the time being, would you turn your chairs around? 281 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,460 Yeah. So that you're facing the wall. 282 00:17:57,180 --> 00:18:02,760 And cover your ears. Make sure you keep your ears covered. And stay looking at 283 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,760 that wall, please. 284 00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,020 Okay, Mom. 285 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,320 Thank you. 286 00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:10,080 I expect you to be in your best gentlemanly behavior. 287 00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:15,740 Yeah, 288 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:18,820 yeah. 289 00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:20,840 Yeah, put the keyboard. 290 00:18:21,120 --> 00:18:22,920 That's fine. Just don't... 291 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,930 Look over here right now. 292 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,640 Oh, 293 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,120 my 294 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:11,420 God. 295 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,780 Thank you. Sorry, Mom. 296 00:20:08,060 --> 00:20:13,900 Just get this over with so we can all... I know. 297 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,720 If you do this, you will let him go. 298 00:20:43,479 --> 00:20:50,440 Those skateboards are so cool, 299 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,540 Mom. 300 00:21:04,250 --> 00:21:05,250 You don't know. 301 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:55,120 like Tony Hawk now? 302 00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:56,540 Don't you look over here. 303 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:58,760 What are you talking about, Mom? 304 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,320 I was talking to Ryan. 305 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:25,020 Oh, 306 00:22:25,780 --> 00:22:26,780 yeah. 307 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,600 Oh, yeah. 308 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:32,120 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 309 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,660 Oh, yeah. 310 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,360 I shouldn't say anything. 311 00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:13,130 Remember, that's also your husband's home. 312 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,640 Look, look, look. 313 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,840 Mm-hmm. 314 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,040 Now, listen to this. 315 00:30:54,780 --> 00:31:01,420 You got yourself a trooper from, um... I see why your friends like her so much. 316 00:32:16,469 --> 00:32:17,870 It's so good. 317 00:33:17,419 --> 00:33:19,280 It's okay. 318 00:34:19,839 --> 00:34:21,239 Oh, thank you, sir. 319 00:34:31,350 --> 00:34:35,790 I want that. I 320 00:34:35,790 --> 00:34:41,070 want that. 321 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,220 You're happy your mom's helping you, huh? 322 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:33,840 Yeah, I'm happy my mom's helping 323 00:36:37,420 --> 00:36:38,660 I'm the best mom ever. 324 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:20,280 Yeah. 325 00:38:20,070 --> 00:38:22,090 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 326 00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:23,530 Oh, my God. 327 00:38:23,610 --> 00:38:25,870 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 328 00:38:26,130 --> 00:38:27,130 Oh, 329 00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:33,950 my God. 330 00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:37,170 Oh, my God. 331 00:38:37,630 --> 00:38:38,930 Oh, my God. 332 00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:53,940 I'm so sorry. 333 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,100 I'm so sorry. 334 00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,220 I'm 335 00:38:58,220 --> 00:39:05,040 so 336 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:10,880 sorry. 337 00:39:19,020 --> 00:39:20,020 I'm going to get back on that foot. 338 00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:21,640 I think it's time to come and look at your fucking titties. You guys want to 339 00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:22,598 keep that in your hands? 340 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:28,580 Yeah, that's it. Tell me how much you want. 341 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,540 Oh, I can't wait. 342 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,460 God, your hair is boiling. 343 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,240 Alright, give me those fucking titties. Give me your titties. 344 00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:53,450 All right. 345 00:41:54,150 --> 00:41:55,150 You're up to look, boys. 346 00:41:55,450 --> 00:41:56,450 We're finished. 347 00:41:59,550 --> 00:42:00,550 No, 348 00:42:01,710 --> 00:42:04,450 no, no, no, no. They didn't see this. I need you guys to get the fuck out of my 349 00:42:04,450 --> 00:42:05,450 office. Let's go. 350 00:42:05,870 --> 00:42:06,828 Come on. 351 00:42:06,830 --> 00:42:08,250 Hurry up. I don't have all day. 352 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:10,610 I'll take this. 353 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:14,330 Actually, you know what? You guys can keep going. How about that, huh? 354 00:42:14,570 --> 00:42:15,570 Let's go. Come on. 355 00:42:18,990 --> 00:42:19,990 My girl. 356 00:42:20,150 --> 00:42:23,330 Hey, boys, we're hiring, actually, if you need. Let's go out the door. You 357 00:42:23,330 --> 00:42:25,550 don't need to get dressed in here. No, we should go get applications later. 358 00:42:26,670 --> 00:42:28,250 Can we please take the other skateboard? 359 00:42:29,330 --> 00:42:32,010 Ah, what the hell. As long as you promise to throw out those applications. 360 00:42:32,430 --> 00:42:33,229 All right. 361 00:42:33,230 --> 00:42:34,230 We'll teach her everything. 362 00:42:34,610 --> 00:42:37,290 Thank you, Mom. My mom's a fucking dog. 363 00:42:37,510 --> 00:42:40,590 I can't believe she fucked the security officer. 364 00:42:41,110 --> 00:42:44,890 I cannot believe what my ears had to endure. 365 00:42:45,270 --> 00:42:46,470 Your mother is a minute. 366 00:42:46,670 --> 00:42:47,670 Give me your phone. 367 00:42:47,830 --> 00:42:48,830 For what? 368 00:42:56,970 --> 00:42:58,390 your delinquent son. 369 00:42:58,670 --> 00:43:01,450 Why didn't you ask him about coming over the other day? 370 00:43:01,670 --> 00:43:03,730 To help me with the groceries? 371 00:43:04,190 --> 00:43:05,190 You asked my mom? 372 00:43:05,630 --> 00:43:06,990 Oh, my God. 373 00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:10,210 I think your mom and I need to have a woman-to-woman chat. 374 00:43:10,610 --> 00:43:13,610 Do you really have anal sex with Brian? 375 00:43:14,390 --> 00:43:16,330 You're asking a bunch of questions. 376 00:43:16,930 --> 00:43:19,490 You never ask cool questions. 377 00:43:20,290 --> 00:43:22,090 You could be the cool mom. 378 00:43:22,490 --> 00:43:24,210 You just need to go back for a little. 379 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:27,620 There's a lot that we can do, all of us together. 380 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,480 Oh, my. 381 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:30,859 Oh, Mr. 382 00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:34,260 Williams, get that cock over here and fuck this pussy. 383 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,120 God, you're a dick. 384 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:41,340 Come on, Ryan. Fuck me like you fucked Miss D, or you're going to be ground, 385 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:42,520 man.